If you’ve ever scrolled through the comment section of a random Indian Instagram post—be it a motivational quote, a cricket meme, or any Bollywood celebrity paparazzi reels, chances are, you’ve stumbled upon a curious phenomenon. The mysterious fake profiles advertising “services.” No, they’re not talking about home cleaning or car repair services. These are… err… let’s say, “very personalized services.” ( YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS )
Let’s take a hilarious look at this peculiar corner of Indian Instagram culture.
1. The Usual Suspects
The comment section starts innocently enough on a Simple pizza Preparation Reel. Someone writes, “Nice post, bro!” Another adds, “Proud of you, bhai!” And then, BAM! Like an unexpected plot twist in a Bollywood movie, you see:
- “🔥💋 Available 24×7 DM me on Snap! 💕”
- “I am here for your lonely nights ❤️ DM for video call 😘”
- “Special services only for real men 💋 Message me now!”
And you’re left thinking, Wait… what?! How did we go from pizza preparation tips to ‘DM for love and happiness’?
2. The Profile Game
The accounts posting these comments deserve a special mention. Their bios usually look like this:
- “✨Hot girl ✨ DM ME 🔥❤️ Lonely guys welcome 😘”
- A blurry profile picture of a girl who could easily be from a stock photo website.
- Location? Always something generic like “Heart of India” or “Your dreams”.
Click their profile, and you’ll either see zero posts or a feed of overly-filtered selfies with captions like “DM now 😉”.
3. The Accidental Victims
These “services” don’t just invade dating meme pages—they somehow find their way to spiritual posts, fitness reels, and even patriotic content. Imagine this:
- A beautiful patriotic post: “Jai Hind! Let’s salute our soldiers!”
- Top comment: “DM me for video chat, honey 😘💋 Available 24×7!”
Suddenly, you feel like the spirit of Republic Day just got hijacked by someone’s entrepreneurial spirit.
4. The Reactions: Indians Being Indians
What makes this funnier is how desi Instagrammers react to these comments:
- “Bhen, tere ghar wale kya bolenge yeh dekh ke?” (Sister, what would your family say if they saw this?)
- “Bro, is this what Swami Vivekananda wanted?”
- “Arey madam, special service milega toh ek chai bhi de do na.” (If special services are available, throw in some tea too!)
- “Mam, free trial milega kya?” (Madam, is there a free trial?)
These witty comebacks are sometimes better than the original post!
5. The Detective Side of Us
Some of us, out of sheer curiosity (or boredom), have clicked on these profiles to investigate. That’s when the hilarity peaks. You find:
- Half the time, it’s a guy named Rajesh Kumar behind the account.
- Their DMs are likely full of guys asking “Free hai kya?”
- A photo of the Taj Mahal or a generic wallpaper as their only post.
6. The Instagram Algorithm Is Confused
Imagine the poor Instagram algorithm trying to figure out what’s happening. One moment, you’re liking a motivational reel about waking up at 5 AM, and the next, you’re bombarded with “Hey baby, want special fun? DM me.”
Mark Zuckerberg, we need answers.
7. A Love Letter to These Comment Warriors
Dear Instagram Service Sellers,
You’ve truly added spice to our dull scrolling sessions. Whether it’s your audacity or sheer determination to post on the most random pages, we salute your hustle. However, if you’re reading this, maybe try LinkedIn next? There might be a niche for “special services” there too.
The Comic Relief We Didn’t Ask For
The comment section of Indian Instagram is a goldmine of unintentional humor. It’s a place where traditional wisdom, modern memes, and bizarre hustlers collide to create pure entertainment.
So, the next time you’re scrolling through a reel, don’t forget to check the comments—you might just find your daily dose of laughter (and an unsolicited DM offer).
Now, excuse me while I go check out the latest trending meme and see if anyone’s offering “lonely night services” under it.
